11 tips for a flat belly
laughingsquid:
“ Tiny Confessions From Your Cat
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wetbehindthears:
“ They hold those masks on with their teeth and dance for the ancestors.
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iones:
“ //Nada Hayek
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fusels:
“ Everyone who said that if your tights touch you’re not beautiful, can suck Marilyn Monroe really hard.
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"You know the typical crowd, “Wow, it’s Friday night, what are you going to do? Just sit there?” Well, yeah. Because there’s nothing out there. It’s stupidity. Stupid people mingling with stupid people. Let them stupidify themselves. I’ve never been bothered with the need to rush out into the night. That’s all. Sorry for all the millions, but I’ve never been lonely. I like myself. I’m the best form of entertainment I have."

Charles Bukowski (via aeloquence)

(Source: beautemillesimee)

I just got asked by my sister why Snape wasn’t there with Harry’s loved ones when he brought them back with the resurrection stone. Wow. Even my 8 year old sister knows the plot better than her. And she called the Doctor “Doctor Who”. 

“ It’s a Periodic. Table.
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